Yup I'm holland ok goodbye 16. LA. Black Mamba.

elkaw:

fucking gordon ramsay

brianaa-nicolee:

hkirkh:

godotal:

broken body

"I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep."

isnt that from spongebob..

brianaa-nicolee:

hkirkh:

godotal:

broken body

"I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep."

isnt that from spongebob..

twerkingderp:

thebisexualfeminist:

This is so important I can’t even put it into words. 
Not all Christians are closed minded assholes.
Not all Muslims are terrorists.
Not all atheists are anti-religion jerks.

THIS

twerkingderp:

thebisexualfeminist:

This is so important I can’t even put it into words. 

Not all Christians are closed minded assholes.

Not all Muslims are terrorists.

Not all atheists are anti-religion jerks.

THIS

kinkstertime:

This whole bit is made all the funnier by knowing that all of the guards were just random extras who weren’t told what was going to happen only that they weren’t allowed laugh at any cost as they wouldn’t be payed if they did.

barebackinq:

something so beautiful

dorrrito:

when you’re at a new friend’s house and u too shy to ask for food

radsturbate:

marry someone who has a different favorite cereal than u so they wont eat all of urs

potatoandotherwise:

"why don’t you have a boyfriend?"

have you looked at me for longer than 5 seconds because that’s why